In this issue I take a look at what our favorite celebs wore at the MTV European Music Awards 2011, which took place in Belfast, Northern Ireland. I mean, I simply had to. It’s not like we Europeans only drink beer and party to techno music, you know? We know how to invite some of the coolest stars and put on a great show. Even though LMFAO played. I think they’re the male version Nicki Minaj, but worse. But that’s another story.

It was Selena Gomez‘ turn to host the MTV EMAs in Belfast in 2011. Before the show started Selena Gomez told MTV that she liked her performance outfit the most. And I can see why she does: It’s purple, it’s short, it’s shiny. All of her other outfits were unfortunately very lame: A “black swan” homage made of white wool, a see-through dress that normally only Miley Cyrus would wear, a red glittery jumpsuit that even I don’t like, a very boring golf outfit and some tops that looked simply off. Selena, you can do so much better!

I have no idea, why singer Jessie Jae decided to let her hair do like that, but wore a wig with her signature haircut (a really long fringe), that looked so much better than her real hair. Her make-up artist didn’t make it to Belfast, so I also have no idea, why she thought it would be a good choice to do her own make-up. Again, I have no idea, why she sung the worst tunes during her performance of “Pricetag”, while she’s normally a really good singer. The only thing I’m not clueless about is her dress – it’s great! But everything else was just simply overshadowing it …

What the hell is going on with Bruno Mars? Honestly. He showed up at the pink carpet wearing all pink, then performed “Marry You” in the same suit, but this time in baby blue. It would have looked better if he and his band the Hooligans wore the Dalton Warblers’ uniforms … Then he accepted his award in something a grandpa would wear. Bruno, I tell you the same as I told Selena: You can do so much better!

First of all, I love Katy Perry’s shoes. I think the EMAs have given Katy Perry each year great opportunities for good outfits so far, so I’m a bit sad that she didn’t change her outfit once. But it’s cool. A bit simple, but the leather jacket is pretty awesome. I’m also a big fan of her pink hair, even though I think she should have styled it differently.

Aren’t you kind of glad too that Lady Gaga didn’t perform with this thing on her head? When David Hasselhoff gave her the first award that night, no one was sure which part of her face he kissed. This combination looks kind of okay, while all of her other outfits featuring this head-thing looked simply weird, complicated and uncomfortable. I also liked her performance outfit (minus the make-up). Then again, even the head-thing is great as long as she’s not dressing up as her boy alter-ego.

David Guetta, I love your jacket. That’s all I’m going to say about that.

I’m not exactly sure what Jared Leto aimed for that night. I mean, all of those pieces would have looked good – worn separately. Yes, I know, Peter Pan collars are great. And this blue jacket is good, either. Dresses on boys? Always nice. But all of those parts, combined with pants you would only wear doing sports, combined with dirty boots, COMBINED WITH BLACK GLOVES – I just can’t even. Plus – your Mohawk is way too much business in the front, party in the back. Shannon Leto looks like Mr Spock wearing an ugly skirt and Tomislav Milicevic is a cross between a street person and – again, I can’t even.

Ah, my favorite “Jersey Shore” ladies! I really love JWoww’s dress as it displays her tat (even though it’s not that flattering for her figure). I also love the accessories the girls wore: The big bracelets and rings. Snooki’s hair-do looks gorgeous and her shoes are probably the coolest shoes on this planet. But I’m a bit concerned about JWoww’s shoe choice. Not that great, unfortunately!

Oh, Amy Lee. You look like you did in 2006. That's sweet and bitter at the same time. No one needs that.

Chris Martin. You're 34. You fool no one when you say that you "accidentally" spilled paint over your whole outfit.