Say What? Toy Story - Portrait Magazine, July 2010

Say What? Toy Story
Written by: Arshi (Age 15, Canada)

In 'Say What', we assemble some of our favorite quotes from films, televisions, celebs, and historical figures.

Releasing this month is the long-awaited Toy Story 3. The celebrate the return of this loved children's movie series, here are some memorable quotes from the first two movies.


Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody: It's not a laser. It's... It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take Stupid Pills this morning?


Buzz: To infinity and beyond!

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all - very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, t-oy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Sergeant: Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm: Way to go, Ida-ho!
Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave!
[pulls off his moustache]

Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!


Buzz Lightyear: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father!
Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jessie: You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

Rex: I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?

Hamm: You heard of Kung Fu? Well prepare yourself for pork chop.

Tour guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie! Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories in the car, and no flash photogtaphy. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud...
Hamm: Then make way for the single fellas.

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog: No!
Mr. Potato Head: Yes!
Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank: C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.