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My Mom and I were going clothes shopping, and I went to try on a couple dresses in the dressing room. We were in the kind of store where the sales ladies follow your every move, and she was sitting outside chatting with my Mom while I tried on the clothing. I zipped my zipper up, but decided the dress was a bit too tight. As I unzippped it, the cheap zipper caught on the fabric and I couldn't get it loose. I had to call my Mom and she had to step in while anyone in the surrounding area saw me stupidly trapped in dress fluff. Worst part? I had already tried to lift the dress above my head, so I was yelling at her with a muffled voice "Get me out!". - Kelly

My favourite teacher had gone away for a long time and I was beginning to worry. I found out he had a stroke and I found his postal address and sent him a 'get well' note saying the 'kids in the class missed him' and stuff like that. I sent it and the day after I sent it, he came back! I was starting to panic as he been away for two weeks and I wasn't expecting him to be back for quite a while. I managed that day, but the next day I tried to skip class. But I felt a bit guilty about missing a class so I went anyway. Nothing happened. THEN the next day i walked into class and sat down...then to all my horror..he comes up to me awkwardly! And says to me, "uhhh, thanks for the..um note". I start blushing like crazy. The whole class was silent because it was the beginning of class and no work had been set yet. I said, "oh..um it's ok". And he said, "no um..thanks"..and walked away. There was this awkward uncomfortableness during the whole class. I think he thought I had a crush on him! ( I kinda did..but I didn't show that in the note). I will never live that down. Everytime I think of it I start blushing! - Becky

One night I was watching a newscast, and they were featuring a new Auction website. All products up for bid were supposed to go deeply discounted. Thinking I was quite the smarty pants, I found a laptop and it's case going for around $50. I asked my Mom if I could place a bid on it, and she said yes. A week later, I received the package... only to find a laptop case when I opened it up. I checked the auction listing again, and sure enough; it was photographed with a laptop but it was clearly stated 'Not Included'. I had to fess up to my whole family I wasted $50 on a padded fireproof/lockable laptop case for the computer we didn't own. - Kelly

I was in Social class finishing an essay. I'm always the last one done because I usually write a lot. This day the bell had already rang and I still had to add a title and write my name. Worst part is, the teacher wouldn't let anyone out until I was finished. I quickly wrote a generalized title and when I went to go write my name, my teacher started snapping the stapler in front of my face. I got flustered and accidently spelt my OWN name wrong! I accidently said that out loud and people came up to me and asked me afterwords if I had actually spelt it wrong. - Skylight

My Catholic friend was getting confirmed and she invited me and another girl to rattend her confirmation. When we got there, we couldn't find where her parents were sitting, so we just sat down at the back. Then they started doing communion and everyone was going up in rows. My Catholic friend was trying to signal to us to go up there with our arms crossed over our chest, which means that we haven't been confirmed. I didn't understand her signal so I went up there and they gave me a little disk and a sip of wine. I didn't know what to do with the disk so I kept it in my hand as I walked back to my seat. The person that sat next to me saw my apparent cluelessness and that I hadn't eaten the disk and asked me "You aren't Catholic, are you?" and everyone around us turned around and laughed at me. - Emily

I was told by this kid's dad to ask his son (who I used to like) to prom, so I did. And the kid said sure. And then he texted me the next day and was like "Hey, so I have someone else in mind to take. But if you want, if she says no I can take you." Of course I had to set everyone straight that I was no longer going with him, and then of course I felt like so embarassed and like an idiot. - Emily

So I was at work and its about 3am and I was listening to Josh Turner. I sorta sensed someone walking up to the hotel desk so I looked up and said "hi, can I (at this point I had actually looked up and saw that it was Josh Turner and his wife standing in front of me) uh ah duh ba um, oh dear lord."
They both were trying not to laugh and not at all succeeding. Talk about embarrassing! - Melissa

I was at the pool with a bunch of my friends and the cute boy I've had a crush on for a while. We all decided to see who could do the coolest thing of the high dive so I decided to show off and do a flip off it. All went so well until I came back up and got out of the water. My friends mom was at the pool with her younger daughter and she spotted me and screamed sweetie put your boob away, thats innapropritate. I looked down to see that my top had slipped down on one side and it was on show for everyone to see. My crush was laughing so hard he was turning red. I was so embarassed thatI stopped talking to him until one day at school when he came up to me and said "hey, is there gonna be a show today?" and started laughing, then walked away! - Stepfanie

I have a huge crush on this guy in the year above, and he was sitting in the front row of a music competition I was doing at school. I knew that this was my one chance to impress him, but when it got to my song, and I began to sing the first line... I got too close to the microphone and it made a MASSIVE sqeaking sound. Him and all his friends laughed! but at least I got to finish the song. - Emily

I was at a concert and slipped on the top stair in the arena. I ended up bouncing on my butt down the entire flight of stairs in front of 15,000 people. -Melissa

I have to stay with my grandma every other weekend, and when i did this past weekend, this guy im talking to wanted to come see me, but we treat my grandmas house with respect that i wasnt sure about it. but i let him come anyways and the whole time he was there i was sketched out and it was so awkard i dont think he will talk to me ever again. LOL - WB

Well its just that I'm scared of cats! I was at this wedding in my neighbourhood and was getting bored so I went to my father to get the keys of the house and on my way out of the tent I saw a cat blocking my way. so, I screamed, like a coward I am. But the stupid cat would not go anywhere but come straight at me so I screamed again and grabbed the guy standing next to me. He was a kid but still. so the guy started laughing and the stupid cat went under my legs and I fell down. I dont know why but I fell down and everybody started laughing just like in the movies when all the people start laughing suddenly it was just like that including my family and the worst part is that i had to walk infront of everybody to get the hell out of there. - Rumaan

I was on vacation with my family, excited about heading out for our next event. I really had to pee, so I raced to the bathroom before we left. I was in such a hurry after I did my business, I dropped the toilet paper on the ground and it rolled off. When I bent down to pick it up, I felt searing pain on my butt. Apparently my butt had reached where the wall heater was. ...I had "grill" marks on my tushy for a week. -Kelly

I was on the second week of a new job when I noticed my ex best friend in my cashier's line. I nervously rang her up on the register while I told her all about my new "exciting" life- I hadn't talked to her for a year. She handed me her debit card, I swiped it, and continued to build myself up, telling her all of my future goals. After we were finished talking, I noticed the credit card machine wasn't responding. I asked her for her card back then swiped it twice over. She then informed me I was swiping it backwards. - Kelly

So I'm walking down the hall at school, cool as I thought I could be, when I saw my crush. I thought "Oh, I'll walk by him all cool and he'll notice me." Yeah, didn't pay attention, tripped over my own feet and fell flat on my face at his feet. He noticed me alright. - Melissa

I was in this filmmaking workshop program in L.A. for a month and whenever we wanted to go places, we typically had to go in this big van. There was 15 of us. And so one day, I was wearing a tank top with a jacket thingy over it...and I was climbing into the van and had to go into the second row. Well, somehow my tank top caught onto the seatbelt thing from the first row and I'm pretty sure I accidentally flashed a few people. I felt like Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl...err, except it was an accident. - Julie

I used to work in a clothing store, and a friend and I had to transfer a bunch of sweatshirts from a rolling rack to the sales floor. The sweatshirts were so heavy though, that as I was pulling the rack out to the section where they needed to go, the entire thing collapsed in the middle of the store. While we tried to pick it up, we dropped it over another rack of clothes, and knocked an entire display over, in front of a bunch of customers and our boss. - Amanda

My friend/next door neighbor and I started this tradition where we would take walks every Friday and on our walks we would put oranges on people's houses or cars (on their doorknobs, light fixtures, car antennas, fountains, etc.). We thought it was really funny and one day we got two of our other friends to join us. Well, whenever my friend and I would run out of oranges, we'd grab them from this lady's orange tree because it started to go over the fence and we could easily grab them. And so, on this Friday we did it again. All of a sudden we heard her screaming something and then she called the sheriff. We bolted so fast it wasn't even funny...except, it was. -Julie

Two of my friends and I were walking to Walgreens around 8pm. I'm a very paranoid person. Especially when walking around at night. As we were walking, this old, beat-up truck slowed down to a halt right next to us. I was so freaked I jumped and let out a small scream. I thought it was someone who was either going to kidnap, rape, or murder us. When looking closer into the car, it turned out to be just an old lady waiting for us to go so she could turn into her apartment complex. It took five minutes for my heart to stop racing. My friends haven't let me live it down since. - Julie

I was taking the AIMS (standardized testing) and we were all scattered in class. Well, I accidentally let out a medium loud fart. A bunch of guys from across the classroom looked over in my direction. However, I gasped and looked at the guy beside me, making it seem like it was really him who farted. Everyone else then looked at him. During our break, the other guys went over to him and were all, "Duuuuuude..." while shaking their heads. - Megan W.

My friend Megan and I were driving home from the mall. I don't like to use the freeway (merging on kinda freaks me out) so I always choose to take the backstreets. Well, I've only lived in this state for a couple years and therefore am not highly familiar with roads around here. And for some reason, I usually have a hard time driving back(don't understand why...I just try to retrace my steps). Well, on this night Megan told me to turn on a certain street. We came to a stoplight and I didn't know whether to turn left, right, or to keep going straight. We decided that I should continue going straight since we could always turn around if we needed to. Well, after the stoplight the road was really dark and we realized that it was one of those long roads that goes on forever with only dirt and the opposite lanes beside us. Then, Megan read a sign that told us we were heading to Gila Ben indian reservation which is about an hour or so away. It was already midnight and I was driving my mom's car. Plus, I'm technically not allowed to be driving Megan around(her mother has some strict rules) We both started to freak out. After a few moments of freaking out, hyperventilating, and arguing on what to do, I made an illegal U-turn onto the other lane bringing us back the way we came. If that wasn't enough, I almost ran over a bunny that was hiding in the bushes. No worries, the bunny is safe and sound and to this day my parents haven't found out about it. But it's still really funny! - Julie

I was playing indoor soccer and broke my arm. But not from a good play. I went running after the ball and without noticing that it had already been passed, kept going. And going right into the wall. I bodychecked myself into the wall with the ball at the other end of the field. - Jon

I'm the person who has the huge crush on this guy and saw me in my rattiest clothes well this past monday he was at my cousins again and we were all hanging out with a bunch of people so when my curfew came I was telling everyone bye... I hugged him and my lips touched his EAR!!! I was like OMG he was like "did you kiss my year" I was like omgosh im so sorry lol! - WMB

I have this HUGE crush on this guy and I dont really know why. We live on the same road and I see him ALMOST every morning going to school I try not to see him so he wont think im stalking him so tonight he was rolled up at my cousins house and I was wearing the rattiest clothes ever because I wasnt expecting to see anyone it was soooo EMBARRESSING he looked at me like WTF? - WMB

I was outside and it had snowed really badly. I saw this really cute guy walking past me. He looked at me and I looked back but I didnt know that I was standing on frozen water! So as I looked at him the ice broke and I fell through! My whole butt was wet and he walked away laughing!! - Patricia S

There is this totally goth kid at our school that we code-names Dach (said as dak). I see this kid everywhere, in the hallways, at lunch, at church..but the thing is is that hes dating my neighbor! so during halloween he was at her house and we knocked on the door, guess who answered it..dach. the sad thing is is that i think he thinks that im stalking him, and im not. :(. but earlier that day he was wearing an awesome halloween costume and i had a camera, so i dared my friend to take a pic of his hottness and i went with her, so then as we got to him my friend as for his pic, he didnt even look up and said no. i feel so bad but what can i tell you, im only human. ^_^ - MeLLi

I arrived in my science class, mood shattered by yet another epic fail of a geography test, so my mind was too pre-occupied to look where I sat. Needless to say, i sar in the right place, wrong time. I had to go to the washroom but I had to wait until my teacher finished talking, to ask him. Once he finally finished the intructions i stood up, noticing the back of my pants were wet and looked down, some one in the class before me had had their period on the chair. I was so grossed out and freaked out, thats when people started thinking it was me who had had my period on the chair, sad thing was it wasnt even my time of the month. After that the for months after people still refused to sit on that chair and the teacher still hadn't cleaned it. - Nikki

The time when I was out and I found a rip in my trousers and it was really really big and every one was staring at me - Sophie

once i was at walmart and i saw this really cute guy and he was smiling and i was smiling you know the works and i wasnt paying attention and ran into one of the shelf things. he was laughing and i was about to cry. it was truly embarassing. - hawly

Once when I went to the grocery store with my parents, we entered near, the like, fruits and veggies so when I looked over and saw a bunch of apples. I, like, flipped out; I SCREAMED "apples" and who should I see when I turn around... My crush. So basically the next day everyone at school was calling me apples but now I'm proud of my craziness, cuz I just dont care. - Maggie

Okay. So I was in video production class and we were watching this really stupid movie so everyone started talking. Then this really preppy girl says that she is part Mexican even though there is no resemblance between her and a Mexican. So i asked her if she celebrates Philis Nava Dad and she says "yes i celebrate christmas." So at that point i was confused and so i asked her what are you talking about Philis Nava Dad, isnt that like a special Mexican holiday. She turns to me and says no... It means Merry Christmas. My whole class just stared at me like i was insane... My teacher was like wow..Rachel.... Then my whole class tried to explain it to me... It was pretty embarrasing, but still super funny!!!! And afterwards my friend told me to hold this thing so the picture wont have a glare. So i held it up and accidently banged it against something. It sounded kool!!! So I hit it again and again and again and i was all like this sounds so cool!!!! Everyone just laughed at me and my teacher again was like.. wow.. Rachel.... Only you... It was embarrasing again but the funniest thing ever!!! - Rachel

I was in class the other day and my friend was talking about Kevin Jonas and saying how he is dating Danielle. Well she said "What if he got engaged" I started laughing like crazy! I thought she said "He is in a cage" But after we laughed..we got yelled at! - Emily

I was swimming & challenged someone to a race & my shorts fell off in the pool. - Alex

I was chasing these guys in my school and the guy I fancied too!!! and WHAT HAPPENED WAS I ran and I was hitting em and I ran fast and tried to wack him with my bag, while falling crash bottom on the floor and he was watching and I just started laughing but my friends started laughing and my crush still talks to me ahh!!! - Sarah

I'm a 7th grader and I have a HUGE crush on a 8th grader. I really wanted him to know I liked him but to like not know who I was. One day I found his myspace profile so I decided I'd send him a message saying I went to his school and really liked him, I have 2 myspace account's 1 is actually about me and the other one has made up info about me. After I sent the message I realized I had used my normal profile instead of the anonymous one. He wouldn't look at me for the rest of the year :( - Shelby

I was at church camp and I had brought my yearbook along with me because my friend wanted to see it. We were in groups and this guy in eighth grade wanted to see it. I gave it to him and he was flipping through it and then he gave it back to me. The next day in the cafeteria where we were all playing a game, he said "So Shelley, who's your favorite skateboarder?". I was thinking "What is he talking about?" when he blurted out my crushes name who I had written as my favorite skateboarder in my yearbook! And my crush was in the room!! I was so embarrassed!! - Shelley

I thought my boyfriend was cheating on me so I went and yelled at him for at least 5 minutes and then I found out that he was only showing his cousin around the school campus! - Seirra

My best guy friend and I were going to the movies. We ate at the mall so we were a little late. The movie was already starting so the room was pitch black. We couldn't see a thing. So finally he just picked a seat and we sat down. When our eyes ajusted to the dark we relized we had sat right beside this couple and there were plenty of empty rows in front and behind us. The couple stared at us like we were crazy. We ended up leaving to go to the snack counter and when we came back we sat somewhere else. It was so funny. - Allison

Okay... so, like, my friends and I were playing soccer, and then the guy we both thought was really cute came and was playing soccer with his friends, literally, maybe 10 ft. away. So, I wasn't paying attention; watching this hot guy, of course, and all of a sudden, the soccer ball we were playing with flew up and hit me in the face!!! (and this happened right in front of the guy I liked...twice).. I know.. :P - Ani

One time I was at Rocky Point in mexico and my parents got a beach front spot. I was swimming at the beach and when I got out I was covered in sand. So I went to the showers and rinsed off. I didn't have clothes with me so I had to walk half way across the RV park to get to the motorhome. I was naked, covered with a towel and then I saw a bunch of cute guys. I was walking past them when a gust of wind blew off my towel. I had to run to get it back. I got the towel and ran all the way back to the motorhome. As I was running I heard a lot of laughter coming from the really cute guys I saw and to make it worst, there was about 8 or 9 guys there! I could have died of embaressment! - Katalina

One day, my friend and I went to a meet and greet for my favorite band, All Time Low. We were waiting outside for them, and then all of a sudden, my friend sees them getting out of their car. We wanted to go over there, but we didnt want the other fans to go crazy and run over there too. So we snuck over there. When we got closer, my friend dared me to run up to Alex, the lead singer, and scream "I LOVE ALEX GASKARTH!" So I said, okay. We were getting closer, and then I decided that I was going to do the dare now. So I did. But when I was running towards them, i tripped. instead of saying, "I LOVE ALEX GASKARTH!" I said, "I LOVE ALEX GAS-" and I was so emabassed. But he helped me up and we all hung out. Everything turned out great. - Angela

My cousin came down for the summer as she does every year so my mother brought us up to an amusment park in the city. So after awhile we decide to go on the tea-cups for some reason anywho there was this REALLY cute guy standing there so we give him the fair money and hop on. It was WAY to slow so I started making fun of it but when we go to get of I fall of the steps and the guy had to catch me....twice!! - Edel

So, I took a shower but after I realized I forgot my clothes in the laundry room. After I got them from the basement I was walking upstairs to go change. I ended up talking to my brother in the living room for a bit. Just as I was about to leave my cousin walked into the house and my towel just HAD to fall at that moment. My brother had his back to me but me and my cousin both screamed and I ran away. To this day I still can't look him in the eye. - Joss

One day I was messing around with this boy I like right. And then he had one of those things that look like gum but when you pull it, it shocks you. Well he did that to my back while I wasn't looking and I was so surprised I fell backward and when I looked up all I see is eyes staring at me and he is laughing. I was so embaressed! - liz<3

I was at horse camp and this cute jockey walked by while I was mucking out my horse's stak and I stumbled backwords and fell in Taylars HUGE pile of poop!!! I'm never going to horse camp again! - Alley

I was at a friend's house with a whole bunch of people including my boyfriend when he decides to tickle me. I tell him no stop but he thinks im playing around then we fall on the floor and my friends decide to jump on me too and now my boyfriend's face is near my butt and i let out a fart from being tickled so much.....Talk about Embarrassing!! - Veri

At school, i have to wear a uniform, and that consists of kilts that go to your knees! The kilts are really uncomfortable and they always ride up and get 'scrunched'. So, one day, i was in class, and i had shifted in my chair and i felt my kilt slide up! i quickly got up and asked to go to the washroom to fix it, thinking no one had noticed. I walked outside the classroom, and didnt see anyone in the halls, so i just walked into the stairwell and started to adjust my kilt. i had to lift it up a certain way, that showed my teddy bear underwear, and then, out of no where, i heard laughing. i looked down the starwell, and i saw THE CUTEST boys in my school getting a full veiw of me in my underwear!! how embaressing! - Natalie J.

I had - for the first time at school - my heels on. And I was walkin home with my friends, and one of them was walking behind me, she wanted to tell me something. So I turned around to walk with my back first, she was done talking and I turned around again. And I fell on the street, on my back with my legs up in the air. Please don't ask me how I did it... That was really embarassing! - Gaia

Well, i met this girl in school and well we didnt hit it off that well, so like we were fighting in class and the teacher told us to keep quiet because a test was just handed out, And since it was a short pop quiz i mean no sweat right? So Just as I was walking over to hand the teacher y test, That chick that hates my guts stuck her foot out and tripped me. Thats not the worst part. Since i was wearing a skirt and tripped....All my class mates, including my crush saw my red underware. I just totally freaked out and ran to the front of the room and asked my teach. if i could go to the restroom. She just smiled and shooed me off. Agh. So embarrassing!!! - Erikaa

I was at the park on Saturday. I always go there. I played around, acting like a total child. Like a 5 year old. I played with sand, went down that mini slide, and to my suprise - was having fun.. Little kids came, and I played around with them. Then - all of a sudden, some guys and girls from my school who "pretended" to be popular, saw me right when I went down that mini slide. Boy. I ran home trying to act like I didnt hear all the laughter behind me. Talk about embarassing!!! - Annie

I was at school one day and I really had to use the bathroom, so I went in the big handicap stall and you know I went, Then suddenly the door is pulled open. And I'm standing there with my pants down and four girls who hated me laughing at me. Talk about Embaressing! - Melissa

Okay, so. One day I had gotten home from my friends house and i was wearing a tubetop. When I got inside a bunch of my older brother's friends were inside. The very first thing that happens is my dog jumps up on me and my top flies right off and all my brother's friends see my polka dot bra! It was so embarrassing! - Felicia

Ok, I ride the bus in the morning and this boy is at my bus stop, I had a crush at him at the time, and he totally saved my but from missing the bus like I ALWAYS do, and I was so happy! I got on the bus just in time but when I walked in, I tripped on the top step and almost fell on the bus driver! He was in front of me and I'm not sure what he did, because I did't have the guts to look a him, and then the bus driver said, "Are you okay there, kiddo?" It was so embarressing! Because after that I tripped AGAIN in the isle and almost fell on this really mean girl, and now she hates me even more. - Whitney

One day I was walking off grounds with some of my friends. We went to the 4c's which is a convient store thats cheaper then needs near our school. So we bought a bunch of candy, and ate it on our way back to school. We started eating our suckers, and Jordan, (the guy who went off him nicole, maddy and I) had dropped his wrapper. Unfortunatly it was a reallly windy day, so the rapper blew by my face. I only saw it out of the corner of my eye, and i flipped out because i thought it was a bee and im terrified of bugs. I started sreaming, then Jordan started laughing soo hard. and told me it was just a wrapper, it was soo embarassing, but very funny. - Sydney

I was with this guy i really liked helping him pick out a gift for his friend. Since he liked me too, before i could go with him my parents had to meet him. On top of that they made me take my twin sister bc they still didnt trust him. So we were at this comic book store and we were looking at this pile of comics. I saw this aquaman comic and was like, "oh, aquaman maybe your friend will like that." He said," no, aquaman is the worst of the superhero. He shouldnt even be counted as a hero." so i said "oh, yeah. your so right." Well literally a second later my sister comes up to us holding up this huge aquaman doll and says "allison look, its aquaman, remember when we use to watch the shows all the time?" My crush just stared at me. It was so embarassing. My sister had no idea. We all laugh about it now.- Allison

My parents are really protective of me and my sister and one time when my guy friend michael came over(which just happenned to be right when dinner got out of the over UGH) we all sat down at the dinner table and my dad kept interogating him, it was so embarassing! - Katherine

On New Years I came home from sleeping over at my friends house, and did not realize that my sister had a bunch of her friends over. I got into the shower, and just as I was stepping out into the hallway to walk the two feet into my room in my towel my sister's boyfriend and exboyfriend appeared. We stood there staring at each other for a couple of minutes until finally my sister's ex goes "awkward.." and they walk away. - Amanda

On New Years eve there was a huge storm coming around midnight. Me and my best friend went out before the storm came and we went to her place. The storm came and I couldn't get home so her dad told me to sleep over at their house. I didn't want to cuz I had my periods but I really had to cuz my mom couldn't pick me up. My friend told me I could use her pj shorts (they were white) and I said yes and went to the bathroom to change. Than I realized I didn't have pads with me so I had to find some quickly and I did but they were thin. The next day I woke up and there was a huge blood stain in her pj shorts. I ran to the bathroom and changed clothes and then I was too embarrased to go out of the bathroom. I was washing my hands when the toilet paper fell in the sink! I flipped!! I finally managed to get out of the bathroom. Her dad is really creepy, he was sitting infront of the tv and when I got out he looked at me. I was so embarrassed I couldn't look him in the face! I'm sure he went to the bathroom to check if I'd done something wrong! - N

I was at school and I just got out of the bath room and this guy behind me said "um you got a little..." and I turned around and i had toilet paper coming out of my pants and I pulled it out and throw it on the floor. It was so embarrising - A

I was playing dance dance revalution in our playroom and no one was home and i was sweating so i took off my pants. lol. and then my brother walkes in with two guy neighbors. It was BEYOND awkwrd! :/- Ari

I was talking to my crush and I think he liked me, but then my pants fell down! I was sooo embarassed! When i went to pick them up, I farted! I feel like dying! - Amanda W

I was at my school dance and I was doing the dance to Crank That. As I was doing it i saw my crush. I was paying so much attention to him that I forgot what I was doing and tripped over air and fell on my knees. Everyone then ran over to me and they all stood there circled around me for about 10 minutes. and RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME my crush was standing with a smirk on his face as if he knew all the details of how I fell. Its was so embarrising! - Elizabeth

I was helping decorate the gym for the dance, and it was durning school, but everyone was trick-or-treating, and people kept coming to the gym fro candy, and we didn't have any. Our principal was substituting for a class, and I yelled "There's no candy!" at the whole class, as they were coming, and I saw my crush and the principal! So I hid and pretended to do something, while someone else yelled "There's no candy here!" and the principal wasn't happy. I felt so embarassed! - Carly

I went to a screening of Spiderman 3 at a movie theatre where no one waits at the door to take your tickets. I'd brought my tickets earlier and raced back to the theatre in time for the honor screening (the person I'd with had been watching the clock but was a little distracted that day). We walked into the theatre which was completely dark and sat down only to find the movie well developed - in fact half way through. Eventually I realized and walked out. It would have been fine if I stopped there but I went over to the counter to ask what was going on. It turns out we'd read the time wrong and arrived a whole hour early. - Kat

Once, around last winter, it snowed out, and the roads and pavements got REALLY icy. One day when I was going inside to school, I was afraid to walk on the pavement, because it looked slippery and I didn't want to slip and fall! So, I looked in the street and saw there was no ice anywhere. So, I made my way to the street and the minute I walked onto it, I slipped and fell right in the street! To make things worse, there were TONS of people around me, and they were cracking up! I quickly tried getting up but I fell over AGAIN, and hit my elbow really hard on the street! My guy friend was nice enough to help me up, while trying his best not to laugh at me. I was totally humiliated! And since I fell on my butt aswell, I was in pain for weeks! - Jessica

One day in school I farted and at the same time I sneezed really loud and it smelled really bad. All my classmates were laughing and then they all ran out the room because I have a gas problem. Everyone smelled it even the entire school. It was so embarassing.- Clare

I went out on a date with this boy and I was talking and then I was going to get up because we were leaving. The table cloth was really long and I stepped on the cloth and every thing fell off of the table .- Kelly

One time me and my friends were at the pool and I ran into my crush and he was flirting with me and told me if I went down the slide so would he. So I went down the slide and my top ended up falling off!He started laughing and my friend had to go look for my top at the bottom of the pool!I was so embarressed! - Alex

one day when i was riding my bike home from the store i started to follow this truck and when i wasn't paying any attention to where i wa going i guess the truck had stopped at a stop sign and before i knew it i ran straight into the back of the truck and was on the ground.I sat there laughing for about five minutes.But i still dont know if i dented their truck. - Taylor

My cousin and I were going pairasailng together , and to get to the boat you have to ride the banana boat out there . There was a cute guy driving the jet -ski ,and there was a big wave that I didn't see and I fell off and then I was scared because we were really far out and he did not realize i got knocked off so I started screaming like a crazy person so he brought the ski over to me and was like calm down ur okay my face was all red and i was definitley embaressed - Alex

Once at school I was wearing this skirt that was down to my knees. Well at the end of the day when I was at my locker I was leaning on the floor and getting my books out of the bottom of my locker and the guy at the locker next to me accidently stepped on my skirt. I didn't know that, though, so I stood up and the skirt slid off! I just stood there with my skirt around my ankles for a minute and then the guy realized he was stepping on my skirt and started laughing so hard! I was mortified! - Ashley

I was on my first year in high school and I really liked this boy. One day when I was walking down the stairs at school I fell on my ass(he was behind me and laughed his ass off)..UGH so embarassing!! I'll never use the stairs again! - Gudny

It was the first day of school and I was the new kid. I was wearing these pants that I thought were really cute. I was walking acroos the hall when I tripped over a bookbag and tore the whole pant leg! I was so embarssed! Me and my friends still laugh about that - Katie

One time when my friends were at lunch, I really had to fart. My boyfriend was sitting next to me and I did not want to make it loud, so I leaned back in my chair, thinking it would squeak, to fart. Unfortunately, it did not squeak, and the fart was really loud and smelled nasty. It was so embarrasing, but now we all laugh about it. - Mallory

One day while in spanish, I was leaning back and forth back and forth in my chair. Well, when I wasn't focusing on what I was doing, I fell straight back onto the floor!!!! Me and everyone else in the room were laughing our heads off! XD - Daisy

I was at this church meeting and arrived late so everyone was already seated. The person speaking stopped when I walked into the room and everyone waited while I got a seat. I was just about to sit down in the front row when my friend the row behind decided I should sit next to her and moved my chair back an aisle. I was midway through sitting and didn't realize my seat was no longer there. I ended up falling through the air and onto my butt on the floor, in front of absolutely everyone. - D

I like this one guy at school (well I used to) so I asked him out and he didn't respond. So I got to thinking that well he doesn't like me. So then my friend spent the night, it was Saturday. We called him up and he is like "um...my little sister wants to talk to yours", cause they are friends...and I said okay. But then I took the phone from my sister and said "get him on the phone" and I said "it's ok to say no" and he shouted "NO" and hung up. I almost wanted to cry. Then about a week later from school I was digging through my locker to find a note that says "thanks for the chocolates but the answer is no", since i had bought him chocolates for valentine's day. I almost wanted to die. Then I knew why he said no! Cause he thought I was desperate ahhh lol! - Alex S

Ok so I was walking to my math class but I didn't notice when I passed in front of it so I entered the wrong room!!My place is in the back of the class, so I went to the back of the class and I saw that somebody was sitting at "my place" so I said loudly "did we change places?" But then I realized that the guy sitting at my place was the twin brother of the guy sitting next to me in MY class. I quickly walk out of the class but I passed near of going in another wrong class!!! XD When I said that to my friend she was so laughing at me and so I did!!! :P - Emilie

This 9th grader at my scool found out a rumor that I liked him, but I really don't! And our school is pretty small so rumors spread quickly. So I wrote him a note that said "I dont like you" and everything...and I even mentioned "If you don't like talking to me on AIM...you should have told me and would have never even talked to you"...since well...his sister told me that he hates talking to me on aim. And I put "please keep to yourself" on the front of the note...and well..let's just say he passed it around to the 9th graders then a teacher said "read it out loud". I found that out later...but anywayz...my friend stole it from me and gave it to her big sister and she read it to the high schoolers! AHH! Everyone was pointing and laughing at me...and I am only in 7th grade. It was the worst day of my life. Then I called up the guy and said sorry and everything even though I did nothing...but that didn't clear it up. So I wrote him an email and he wrote back. Still...my life is ruined cause of that private note. Someone even came up to me and said "I feel so sorry for you" and I am like "Thanks" and he is like "You're welcome". :'( - Alex

You know how you tell boys to put the toilet seat down after there done and they never do. Well, my friends brother is like that. I was at her house and I went to go use the bathroom. Her brother had just gotten done and he forgot to put the toilet seat down. I didn't notice and I fell in the toilet. I got water everywhere and the top part of my jeans were wet. How embarassing telling her and her parents that I fell in the toilet. - Ashley

So this was about one year ago. Freshman year. Well you know how when you were little you would hide in the clothes racks in stores and then jump out? well I did that.. and hte whole rack fell down...umm yeah totaly humiliated and for a 15 year old to do that is even worse. - Mellyn

I was getting off the schoolbus and climbing down the stairs, waving good-bye to my friends one day when I lost my footing and ended up sliding all the way to the ground on my butt. Not only embarassing but extremely painful. - Kat

When I was young, I went to Madame Tussaud's wax museum. I saw a 'wax figure' she was standing still and looking at one direction. The 'wax figure' look so realistic. As I was just an ignorat little kid last time, I went to give the 'wax figure' a tight slap on her butt. The 'wax figure' turned around and said "Hey what do you think you are doing you little kid?" I could have just died of embarrasment. - FishFries

The other day I went to my Aunt's house for boxing day dinner and I totally knocked over their christmas tree :( - Mary.

Once when I was in the third grade, I was having to sing a duet with a girl I liked in our Christmas Program. We were fixing to come on, and then she decides to start telling me about how much pressure it is to sing this, how many people are out there watching, and how you can't mess up! Well, when it was my turn to sing, I choked! I sounded horrible! And then, we were both to do a certain dance. (the chorus did one part behind us) And I did the completely wrong dance moves! I didn't know it until I watch the video and saw everyone else doing the complete oposit of what I was doing! I was SO embarrased! -Dylan

A friend of my brothers asked me out on what I guess he thought was a date. I just thought of it as hanging out with a friend who was like my brother. When he dropped me off at home he kissed me, I hadn't expected it and it really grossed me out. I almost started reaching and ran into the house where I started washing my mouth out with water. When I'd finished I turned around to find my brother and the guy watching me with horror. Since I'd left him at the door my brother had brought him inside and he'd seen the whole thing... - D

I was going to go message my friend on msn .. we always say "hey loser" to eachother it's our thing .. but I opened the wrong conversation & said it to the guy I really like .. haha it was hilarious .. - Krystal Dawn

we were getting dressed for P.E. and we werw just playing around and all thses girls started screaming so the p.e coach and I couple of guys came in thinking it was a fire or something and all I had on was my bra and my shorts. To top it all off my crush was there and when everyone stopped talking and it was really quiet i farted the loudest fart ever. I thought I was gonna die!! - Katie

I was at school once and it was really wet and all my friends and i were racing to class (don't ask why) and I decided to cut the corners and run on the mud and I think you can guess what happened, I slipped and fell on my bum on the mud! And even worse as I fell I let out a huge fart! It was so embarrasing I wanted the ground to swallow me up!! - Liz

I let my friend borrow my jacket at school one day because it was cold. She's not the brightest bulb in the pack and keeps forgetting it. Just as a reminder, I sent her an email telling her to bring it Monday. Instead, I sent it to the webmaster of Portrait, Kat! Don't tell me the names Kat and Karah don't look a lot alike! lol - Laura

There's this guy I like named jean-perrie and last night I was going through my closet and found a nice red and sexy strap bra, and I remembered they included enchantments, but I took them out when I first brought them, so this morning I snuck them out of the house and put them on at school everything was going fine, I mean, guys were looking at me, and even my crush noticed! When it was after school, I took them out but since I was in such a rush, I forgot to pull out of right side, so I stepped out of the bathroom and everyone kept on going "Monica, what happened??" and then I got home, my parents also gave me a long lecture! - Monica

I walked in a resturant well you think im going to say my shoes were untied ..........well they wre and then i saw my teacher and ran to the bathroom to hide well then i walked in their and my other tacher was in their they hi kassie how are you i said fine and the sid good well better get back and i sAID OKAY BYE then she left and when i came back my parents have left me to go to the store and thought i was already there and then when i was loking for them i was so scared i peed my pants and feel on the fllor crying! - Kassie

Last year, I was going to go to the mens locker room, to take an assignment to this dumb kid, Billy. Close to the girls locker room. Since I was new, I was not sure which room was the locker room, and I had vertigo on that day. Anyway, when I open the door, my crush, Stephany was there, naked! And all the girls saw me, and I had to suffer the consequences. On the day after the incident, I had to wear this polka dot dress, red (eww) lipstick, and some stinkin high heels and even, a wig and a bra. Everyone made fun of me that day, but I did it because they were a athletes and well, they were going to jump me if I didnt do it. But anyway, now Steph, is my girlfriend, and well...everything changed. Goodbye last year! (Still, she will never forget that day, and she still calls me 'The Girl') - Joseph

I was at my Uncles wedding and I was wearing this pink strapless dress that I LOVED! so while we were in the church we were asked to stand up as part of the ceremony and when I stood up my dress fell down and flashed the ushers! I was so embarassed!- Kelsie

Okay every year somehow I get assigned to the desk beside my crush and then I had to go to the washroom so I went, and when I came back I realised I left my diary open! On the page where I'm gushing about him! I quickly grabbed it. Then our teacher put us together for an assignment and while we were working he was like, next time remember to lock your diary. I could have died! - Diana

This really mean girl who I used to be friends with always tries to embarrass me. So, one day she decides to go all out and she walks into homeroom saying "Susan, the school nurse wants to see you. She said something about your pregnancy test results... " I could have died. - Susan

I was in Italy with my mom, and Italian guys are known for being a little overly friendly (flirty). Well we were crossing the street and these really cute guys started honking their horns. I screamed and ran toward the sidewalk. Then, they opened their windows and started blowing kisses at me! But then they were so busy blowing kisses that they ran into a mo-ped, so we're even!!! - Laura

Me and my friend were talking to my crush on the phone we've all been friends for a while and hang out. All of a sudden he asked ''who do you guys like?'' He's like i won't tell i swear.My friend had liked he's friend so she told him. The problem was now I had to tell him I liked him. That was going to be akward so I hung up the phone.''I yelled I just can't tell him I like love him!'' My friend pointed to the phone and my heart dropped. I didn't hang up! He's like oh ok uh...I have to go. It was so Embarassing! - Haley

Im 14 and im really flat but i wear padding so one day while i was changing in my schools locker room the pading fell out of my pink bra. It was sooooo embarssing! Now all my freinds say that 9 year olds have a better bust than me! - Pamela

Okay,there was this one time? I was practicing a bike jump...like in Napoleon Dynamite? I had the same results as "Napoleon",only I flew over the handlebars and crashed and burned on the sidewalk as well! - Mac

There's this really stupid guy on my bus. He's just really annoying and everything that goes with being that. So one day he takes my backpack from my seat and when I finally get the bus driver involed, I get my backpack back. Anyways, I go home afterwards and turns out my mom's already busted my much older brother for getting this one girl pregnant. Anyways, she always unpacks my backpack after I come home, and when she unpacked it, she found condoms in my backpack. And guess what? My neighbors were there when this happened! - Meliene

I presented my project at school and farted really loud in front of everyone! - Sarah

When I was 16 I dumped the F., boy I used to go out with, I mean, I made some really mean and nasty moves to hurt him and stuff. A month later I found myself wanting him back more than anything else. At that time there was a small funfair down my street and I knew F. was hanging around there somewhere with his friends (who I happened to know quite well, too, since we'd all been in school together). So I dressed myself up and took my bike to visit friends and in order to see him and have him see me I took the indirect route to pass him. God only knows why but for whatever reason I truly managed to fall off my bike - in front of him AND all his friends. I just completely fell off my bike - for no obviouse reason and at the age of 16! We never came back together again. The only thing is that today I'm dating and living with his best friend and F. often stays overnight and though (thankfully, he hasn't changed for his best within the last years) there's never been anything going on with him and me again - and never will - we've come to be really good friends by now :) - Rabea

I went to a coolio water park with my best friend, her boyfriend, and my crush. I wanted to impress my crush by wearing this super hot bikini. I thought my period had stopped but to my suprise it didn't so when I had come off one of the rides my crush goes 'Kenzie you have blood all over your legs and its getting on my towel' that I was holding. I wanted to die! - Mackenzie

I was walking home from school one day, and my crush was next to me and really talking to me! I was wearing 3 and a half inch high heels and I thought I was going to die because they were killing me. But my crush thought they looked "cute" so I was floating about that I was so caight up in him talking I didnt see the huge wad of gum on the sidewalk and I stepped rite in it and it broke my heel and Ifell right over, and my crush started laughing! - Johanna

It has been raining a lot in Houston for the past week. We went to Kohl's and we were paying for our things. I ran out to the car to get my sweater. Well, the bottoms of my shoes got real slippery. We were almost at the front of the line when I got back so I ran. But I slipped on the floor and fell flat on my back! It hurt really really bad! I also hurt both of my wrists and when I got up, I was seeing spots. When I fell, I let out a big yell that could be heard throughout the store. Not my best moment. - Laura

I liked this boy and told my friend. She told him and now they're going out! - Autumn

One time I thought I saw my friend, Emily as I was walking to my bus to go home. So I ran up to her and said "Hi, Emily" when she didn't turn around I screamed "Hello!! Over here!! I'm talking to you, Emily!" The girl turned around and it wasn't my friend! I appologized and ran as fast as I could to my bus! - Lauren

One day I was at Walmart with a friend and her brother. All of a sudden, a bee flew in and stung my friend, Mischa. She tripped her brother and he fell on top of me and I fell on the floor. When I looked up, there was my 4th period teacher! There I was with mischa's brother on top of me saying hi to my teacher! From then on she never liked me and gave me me bad grades and when i compared it to someone's test i got the same answers as them and got a F they got a B! - Taylor

One time I was at school talking to friends including my crush and my pants ripped!!!! - Anonymous

We were at our spring orchestra concert and we were playing an Arabian dance. I had a solo in this song and I was getting ready to play it. But for some reason, the parents thought the song was over. So they started applauding. They didn't stop applauding until about halfway through my solo! So no one really even heard me! So now, the applauding goes halfway through my solo on the recording of the concert! And it's on a CD and everything! - Laura

We were in gym and every semester, our class walks to a nearby restaurant. Our teacher was trying to giving me a permission slip and I didn't hear or see her. So I started walking to put my shoes in my gym locker and my teacher called back and I thought it was my friend so screamed back "What?". And when I say scream, I kinda mean the impatient yell that you get sometimes from your mom or someone. My friends were laughing so hard. That's probably the only reason my teacher didn't get mad at me. - Laura

We were watching a movie about slavery and about a young slave couple escaping to freedom in my US History class. There was a scene when two women were climbing some rocks in the mountains. Suddenly a rattlesnake came out and bit one of them. I screamed, in a classroom! Everyone started cracking up, as did I too. My friends and I were laughing so hard through out the rest of class. Who knows what kind of torture I will get when we come back from Spring Break!! - Laura

We were auditioning for talent show tryouts, and it was my turn. I really wanted to impress my crush, who was watching. So I started singing, and just getting into the music, when the guitar player behind me whispered in my ear, "You're pants are ripped." I had ripped them on accident getting on the stage, but I hadn't realized it! I was soooooooo embarassed! - Lola

I'm in the choir and we were singing in mass when I just totally lost concerntration. For the main song we had to wait counts and I didnt. I just kept on singing. I finally realised and looked around at everybody else and then remembered that we had to wait counts. When I looked up evveryone was laughing at me!! Tthe singers, the guitar players, and the organ player, the whole school and even the priest! I could have died of enbarassment!!!!!!!! - Amy M

One day in lunch, I was playing with my gummy bears, pretending they were getting an operation, to make my friends laugh. Well, soon enough, the whole class was whatching and laughing hystarically. They stopped laughing soon enough, but I kept going. I was having fun. But then, I looked behind me to see my strict math teacher standing there. He had seen the whole thing! I nearly died! - Celina

Once i was getting dressed in my room in the morning after i had opened my curtains there was this group of people walking down the road. I had just taken my top off when they entered our driveway, i didnt notice that they were coming to our house until i heard them walking on the deck so i paniced to find my top then i realised i had left it in the lounge the other day. So with thinking that i had heaps of time to spare before they would be in the lounge. So i ran into the lounge to get my top but it was to late they saw me with no top or anything. it turned out to be our new next door neighbours with plenty of kids my age ( including guys) and now they always call me TL (topless) - Amy

This guy had just delivered firewood and I'd run inside to get my checkbook to pay him. When I was coming back outside my cat tried to run out the door but I just managed to stop him and laughed at him about it then I turned around and nearly fell of the stairs and the guy who'd delivered the wood was standing right there looking at me like I was nuts (he'd been around the corner earlier). So I was like 'Oh, my cat tried to get out...' -Kat

I was walking to US History class. I wasn't really paying attention to where I was going. Suddenly I looked up and I realized I was just about to walk past my class. I walked over to the door and when I looked in, it looked nothing like my US History class! I was in the wrong classroom! I was so embarrassed. I still am, it was just yesterday! - Laura O

I play viola in my school's string orchestra. We were playing at our Christmas Concert and we were just about to play a piece called 'Gloria'. But right before the song was supposed to begin, my shoulder rest was fell to ground! Everyone else already had their instruments up ready to play! Fortanely, the director saw that and held the entire orchestra so I could put on a shoulder rest. Probably my finest work. lol - Laura O

As many of you know, this World Series my hometown's team Houston made the cut. I was at the playoff game and it was the top of the 8th inning. The score was 6-4 Astros. It was really tense. So tense that right in the middle of all the tension, when the pitcher pitched a ball, I yelled 'yes!' Everyone in our section could hear me! - Laura O

my worst was in the 4th grade we had a christmas play at school and first we had to vote for who was playing Lucia, the main part and at the end me and one of my friends where the two final ones and I lost with 4 votes against 26, and ended up in the choir instead! After a few weeks I was happy with beeing in the choir and was looking forward to the premier. At the day of the premier when I was standing there singing I started to feel sick, but I completed the show and when we started to walk in procession across the stage, at the middle of the stage I puked on the poor guy infront of me, he's still afraid of me, now 6 years later..... - Nightingale

I ran out of my school classroom and slipped on the doorstep and went flying very ungracefully then hit the ground with a loud whack. It would have just been my pride hurt and no one to witness it as the school was virtually deserted (everyone was in class) but my crush had just left the room and turned around when he heard me fall. There I was lying on the porch looking extremely ungraceful and very redfaced - Kat

I was walking home from school one day, and my crush was next to me and really talking to me! i was wearing 3 and a half inch high heels and i thought i was going to die because they were killing me. But my crush thought they looked "cute" so i was floating about that i was so cuaght up in him talking i didnt see the huge wodd of gum on the sidewalk and i stepped rite in it and it broke my heel and i fell right over, and my crush started laughing! - Joanna

I went into this really popular store where there were tons of hot guys, I waited for 20 minutes in line, checked out, then put my card back in my purse and walked out with my friend. I got outside of the store (releived I was out of the sight of hots guys, because I looked like crap) I realized I forgot my purchase on the counter of the store! I turned bright red when I had to walk back in and ask th cashier to hand m the bag i left! I haven't gone in there since! - Ashley

My embarassin moment was when i was on holiday. I was walking in my new white mini skirt and as i left the club on the night with mom dad my sis and my boyfriend a gust of wind came and blew my skirt up, worst of all therewas about 7 guys walking behind me - Nadz

"I used to live in a remote part of New Zealand. My house was right on the beach, then alongside it was the main road then alongside that was bush and mountains. My dog woke me up early in the morning demanding to be taken for a walk. I was sleepy and didn't want to get up yet so I opened the window next to my bed for him to jump out and whispered 'possum!' (There was nothing Buddy loved more then hunting down the furry animals that were destroying our native forrests). So Buddy leaps out the window and goes in search of the imaginary Possum I'd just told him was waiting outside. Moments later a car pulls up in my driveway and a woman informs me my Dog is standing in the middle of the road eating a roadkill possum and wouldn't move. So I get up (still in my pajamas) and got out on the road and wrestle the possum from Buddy. I was just turning around to walk back to my house and throw the possum in the rubbish bin when a van full of tourists drive past. They all stare openmouthed out the window at me as they drive past. Here I am standing in the middle of the road with a dead possum (was it breakfast?) in my pajamas. I'm sure they all assumed I was some remote hillbilly who eats roadkill for breakfast... It was so embarassing." - Dawn

"A friend of mine was once overheard arguing with an unknown assailant in her sleep. Her argument went like this: "No!... No!... Oh, fine! I'll eat the cookie!" - Kat