Listed below are ten seperate quotes from popular TV shows that aired in the last couple of months. Can you identify all ten quotes correctly? Bonus points for naming the character who said it. You can complete the quiz just for fun or submit your answers in the form at the bottom of the page to be added to the winners list.

The winners names will be published in next month's issue.

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Quote #1
"Expunged. What is that? Death by Sponge?"

Quote #2
"You can't talk to women."
"Yes, but now I can be in the same room with them without urinating."

Quote #3
"I'm not mad that you murdered her. I'm just mad you murdered her before I had a chance to get to know her."

Quote #4
" If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something."

Quote #5
"I know it seems like I am okay, but I am more messed up inside that it seems."

Quote #6
"Quit being my hero and start being my friend."

Quote #7
"Billy, would you pass me that violin, please? You're hoggin' it!"

Quote #8
"My lead actor looks like a cross between Richard Simmons and one of the Village People."

Quote #9
"I'm actually going to return those pants. They were skinny jeans and I couldn't pull them off. Literally. Took me like an hour to get them off."

Quote #10
" A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

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