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Valentine's Day Reviews
Review by: Judy
Proofread by Elizabeth


I was waiting for this film for about four months, and then when it was finally out, I was very disappointed. A lot of people quite liked it, because of all the stars in it, but I guess that is the point: the movie makers were depending on the all-star cast to make a successful movie, because other than that the movie is totally normal, with no special story line. It's just a bunch of couple stories all mixed together to make a full-length movie, and c'mon! Julia Roberts has only four scenes, Jessica Alba has three scenes, Bradley Cooper five scenes, Anne Hathaway six scenes or so, and Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift only four scenes. What is that?!! I guess if the movie makers were a bit smarter, they would have made more scenes for Taylor L. and Taylor S. After Taylor Swift's four Grammys and Taylor Lautner's New Moon, they would have attracted more teens to watch the movie. And Julia Roberts didn't have her rights in the movie either. I guess people who will enjoy this movie are Ashton Kutcher and Jennifer Garner fans, because they appear in most of the scenes.
With this huge star crew—Julia Roberts, Bradley Cooper, Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Alba, Emma Roberts, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Garner, and Anne Hathaway—they should have put more effort into this film, because it's definitely not a movie that I would spend my money on.

You will like it if:
...you want to watch a light movie and have close-ups and zoom-ins on your favourite celebs, and if you are a Jennifer Garner or Ashton Kutcher fan.

You won't like it if:
...you are sick of all of these Valentine's Day movies with lame story lines.

(Sorry if I made any one feel insulted.)